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What has eyes but cannot see?by ~arseniic

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
How do you organize a space party?
So two goldfish are in a tank...
What do you call a cow with no legs?
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

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~MrDUDE42 Mar 7, 2012

i don't get it...

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~AltoClarinetist Mar 6, 2012

I used this riddle on someone, it took them forever to get the joke : )

Poor potato... : (

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~arseniic Mar 6, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Follow-ups:
What has hears but cannot hear?
Corn

What has a mouth but cannot speak?
A river

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*Ult-NightFury-25 Jun 25, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

a river also has a a bed but never sleeps, can run but cannot walk something else

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~AltoClarinetist Mar 10, 2012

I know these jokes are corny but they are so much fun.

Wait, sorry about the pun.

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